In My World…

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
m-eowdy
the-space-slut

Aliens: Wow you guys sure are completely normal and not at all indescribably horny.

NASA *beating the alien fuckers with a broom*: Yep. Just a completely normal species. no inappropriate lusting for extraterrestrial booty here, no sir. 

danny-darko

I couldn’t let this be hidden in the replies

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eyesofthesunflower

[ID: reply by lusciouslusus that reads,

“We zoom out slightly to reveal the aliens are ALSO beating their own alien-fuckers away with a space-broom.”

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gaynaturalistghost

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As an asexual, I vibe with NASA on this one. It’s… a metaphor.

tench

I don’t. Let them out